[Sextoy] Barcaccia dildo test – Smarty Kerson

The creator of toys for adults Smarty Kerson offered us to test a dildo of his creation, to choose from among its different products. After dimension studies… I have retained the “smaller” model, which is nevertheless imposing : the Barcaccia dildo !

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Society and the adult toy

Smarty Kerson is the very young company of a Frenchman manufacturing unique toys. No two are the same, because each dildo is made by hand ! It only uses silicone Platinum for product design. It is of the very nice quality, the texture is very soft and supple. It attracts very little dust, nothing prohibitive. It's fragrance-free and hypoallergenic. For l ’ moment, there is a range of five different dildos with mind-blowing dimensions for some of them (like the Lilith with 6.7 cm at widest) ; a range of two plugs and breast stars.

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The packaging

The shipment is discreet and in a neutral cardboard. Shipping costs are offered for any purchase. Opening the box, there are little surprises too cute in the package, like a little silicone teddy bear. It's really nice and in addition, It's nice.

Blackhead : packaging, the one we received is catastrophic. This is explained by the fact that the company is only a few months old.. The dildo of excellent workmanship is slipped into a stupid plastic bag not even resealable. A cloth or tulle pouch would have been appreciable. The dildo was offered to us for the test, but to 70 € the product, I think it's a shame – and harmful – that there is no a minimum a storage bag. It doesn't cost much.

Shift 04 March 22 : SmartyKerson has changed the packaging ! Now, it is a transparent food PET box. It is a recyclable plastic. This is good news !

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Design of the dildo tested and dimensions

The dildo I had the chance to try is the smallest model in the range : the Barcaccia. I wish it had been even smaller, because the basic dimensions remain imposing when you are narrow. The toy made 3.2 cm at the finest level of the glans and goes up to 4.2 cm wide at the level of the penis. The length is 12 cm to the base of the tongue and 14 cm from the base of the dildo. It weighs 250 Grams. The Barcaccia dildo has the singularity of having a tongue at its base to stimulate the clitoris or – as suggested by Smarty Kerson – penetrate with for people in need… to broaden the sensations !

The dildo is textured and is very pleasant to the touch. With the exception of the language reminiscent of an aquatic monster out of a Hentai Monster, the shape of the toy is similar to a real man's sex. We find a well-drawn glans, a realistic penis with impressions of veins and half-testicles ! The color of the model tested is “Silver White” and “Purplish Red“. It is white and red. I find the rendering a little weird, but it's a matter of taste ! It also exists in “Pink”, in “Blue” and in “black and gold”.

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After the technical, practice !

Here's the part you prefer : the one where I physically test the Barcaccia by Smarty Kerson. I remind you that this is my feeling, we are all different about it, if only anatomically speaking ! What suits one may not be right for the other. I therefore invite you to read other opinions on the subject to have a more global idea.

Before penetrating me with the sextoy, I previously dilated with two and then three fingers and I was generous on the lubricant. Lying on the sofa with her thighs wide open, I slip the dildo at the entrance of my intimacy. It is incredibly soft and the texture is really pleasant by its flexibility. This is a big highlight of the dildo !

The glans passes without any problem but… a stuck part ! The dimensions make that I am very quickly stuck at the widest level of the dildo : where it does 4.2 cm (and not 3.6 cm as I say in the video) ! This is followed by a long moment of solitude. MrSirban stops filming while I solve this anatomical problem. It lasts for several minutes during which I strive to try to penetrate myself with a dildo too wide for my narrow sex.. My Man asks me to stop the test, but I am stubborn and insist on continuing. Every problem, a solution !

Failing to be able to fully penetrate me with the dildo, I have fun with the glans and this aquatic tongue. Getting started is easy to get started. Between the tongue and the dildo, the base is wide and fits well in hand. It is easy to make alles and returns without any particular fatigue or wrist contortion. Language brings “this little trick” and more ! The sensations are pleasant, because – I repeat -, the toy is particularly soft.

Seeing that it does not fit in missionary with legs apart, I test another position. It's important to persevere ! The base is quite wide and “Adheres” more or less to surfaces although it is not a suction cup dildo. It seems stable enough to try to lay it flat and try to penetrate me standing.

The dildo holds well in place to lean on it. It's stable to impale on it. I encounter the same difficulties of penetration as in missionary. Fortunately and I reassure you, I take pleasure with the glans and tongue. By pressing with all my weight and forcing, I manage to insert the biggest part. I really don't last long, because the dildo takes up too much space and this is painful. It's physiognomic. I am narrow and even in the practice of our libertinism, I am not looking for a well-behaved lover for this reason, except BrownSugar34, who is a buddy.

Having managed to penetrate me further, I think the way is paved. I go back to the sofa thinking the game won ! But that nay… This Barcaccia dildo has all the qualities except its size for my kitty template. I give up the idea of going all back. He won, I capitulate and I decide to enjoy half of the sextoy, of the glans and tongue ! It's frustrating. I regret that there are no smaller dimensions, because the flexibility and softness of the dildo are undeniable assets.

Seeing that it excites my Man, I propose to Him to god me ! Not in the habit of masturbating, I prefer to delegate and I really take a lot of pleasure in the hands of my Beloved. He grabs the sextoy at its base and penetrates me at arm's length. He managed to make me twice. I rear and squirm, the Barcaccia of Smarty Kerson offers excellent sensations.

After, but it is no longer part of the test, MrSirban took me as a doggie. For my part, I have pain in sex by dint of having wanted to bring in this dildo. I'm not torn, but I asked too much. I was in pain for two days. When we finished the test, it was found that the cat had still made his voyeur behind the window !

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In conclusion

The dildo Barcaccia by Smarty Kerson is a toy for adults of very good quality. It is a French dildo made by hand. The creator set up his business a few months ago and the brand can have a bright future ahead of it ! I had a lot of fun with this toy, whose softness and flexibility are incredible, but I had a real problem with sex toy size. I never managed to get the 4.2 cm wide without pain. The only moment I was able to fully penetrate myself, it hurt me because it's just not adapted to my morphology. It would be nice to think of small templates or people who do not want to practice expansion by offering the same model with different diameters (three or four choices can be). As everything is handmade, it does not seem unachievable and everyone could have a dildo adapted to their intimate morphology.

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Positives

• French dildo entirely handmade
• silicone Platinum of excellent quality
• incomparable softness and suppleness
• fragrance-free
• hypoallergenic
• hardly catches dust
• good grip
• original shape and colors
• penetration and clitoral stimulation through the tongue
• possibility of placing it on a surface despite the fact that there is no suction cup

Negative points

• no storage bag or pouch : there is now a PET plastic packaging.

Matter of taste

• 70 € shipping included : it is not given, but the quality is there !
• the width of 4.2 cm will not be suitable for tight vaginas
• the colors are particular !

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We thank Smarty Kerson to have allowed us to test the Barcaccia dildo. We are not paid to perform the tests. We try to be as objective as possible. It remains a personal feeling. We are all different !

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