Fuck Machine : Get on up like a sex machine !

With MrSirban, we're always hungry for naughty discoveries. We #8217 not resisted the #8217 desire to test this fuck machine ! We've always been intrigued and we love new experiences. We'#8217 ve never tried this kind of glue gun of sexmachine ! Shift 14/03/2021 : The Amazon store that allowed us to do this test no longer sells the product and asked us to remove the links !

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That is what ?

One FMachine uck is literally a kissing machine, one sexmachinE as James Brown would say. It's #8217's not cute, neither discreet, nor romantic. That's not what'#8217 s being sought. There's a hard side totally assumed. An engine 350 rounds per minute allows you to get caught in several positions : in doggy, missionary or standing for example. It'#8217 s pure and hard fucking, mechanical shelling, of the high ! Ready for testing ? Get on up !

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The packaging : what the package contains ?

We received the sexmachine in a simple and perfectly neutral carton. Everything is perfectly tidy and packed. Real trump : it'#8217 as easy to unpack as it #8217 to pack. There is a lot of plastic to individually protect each dildo. Some will complain that it #8217 not very environmentally friendly.

But what's in the package ?

• 1 fuck machine
• 1 translucent pink dildo 17 cm on 3 cm wide
• 1 dildo realistic of 19 cm on 3.8 cm wide
• 1 purple rabbit 22 cm on 3.4 cm wide (the little stem makes 10 cm long on 2 cm wide)
• 1 big black dildo 25 cm on 4.2 cm wide
• 1 vagina in a bottle !
• 2 telescopic rods of 30 cm : a fixed and flexible
• 1 dimmer to measure speed
• 1 extremely succinct notice in English

Them Sextoys are well-crafted. Dildos don't take dust, except the big black dildo that tends to hang them. All are pleasant to touch and are particularly soft. A cove on the fuckmachine makes it easy to walk #8217 a room at the #8217. It's compact and doesn't take up space.

The notice is a small piece of paper with some images and technical details. Honestly, it #8217 not inconvenient as there #8217 nothing to build and everything is very intuitive. We #8217 encountered any particular complications. It's really easy to #8217 use.

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Design and technical aspect

When I #8217 saw the fuck machine for the first time, I thought of a glue gun and seeing it intrigued me more than excite. It looks more like a DIY tool than #8217 a Sextoy ! It's like a novel by Philippe K#8217. Dick or the movie Metropolis de Fritz Lang. It'#8217 very exciting cerebrally talking about thinking that #8217 you're going to be fucked by a machine.

Thissexmachine is a product between the #8217 entry and mid-range. It can be improved on certain details, but it allows you to get a real idea about the pleasure to be taken out of this kind of toy. It'#8217 a good approach to get started.

In a few figures, the fuckmachine weighs just under 3kg. It's solid, we're not afraid to break it. The power dimmer plugs into a conventional #8217 one side socket and the other #8217 machine. Its engine is given for 350 minute laps. It should not be less I think. The #8217 height penetration angle can be varied on two axes : up and down and at an angle ranging from 85 degrees. It'#8217 s adjustable in notches, it'#8217 not very accurate to find the #8217 angle and the perfect height. It will be up to the user #8217 to adapt #8217.

The power cord #8217 is perhaps a little short. We used an extension cord. Similarly, cord connecting the intensity dimmer to the sexmachine seems too close to the machine. For someone #8217 who wants to use #8217 alone, you're going to have to get closer to the #8217 device or have the arm of #8217 gadget inspector… But there #8217 that's it !

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The test of the fuck machine in practice

a gangbang of dildos !

After adjusting the #8217 angle of penetration and height, it will be necessary to fix the fuckmachine on the ground thanks to four suction cups. Honestly, it really isn'#8217 the strong point of the device #8217. The suction cups do not #8217 adhere and yet, we have smooth tiling. If the #8217 machine goes slowly, It's not embarrassing. But as soon as the speed increases, it must be #8217 to help to keep it in place and prevent it #8217 from moving on its own or, you have to follow it !

We start the test with the smallest Sextoy, the translucent pink dildo 17 cm long on 3 cm wide. It has a nice touch and #8217're not as hard as dead wood. I don't #8217 like rigid dildos and this one has the perfect consistency for me. MrSirban puts a condom on him, fixes it to the sexmachine and I hold it in my sex before my darling starts the #8217 machine.

A piece of advice : place the dildo at the entrance #8217 the area to enter, then start with the minimum speed to anticipate the depth of penetration. Don't tuck in all the dildo #8217 a shot, because the fuck machine will #8217 you to drive about #8217 about five centimetres.

We start at minimum speed. It's exciting and the first sensations are good. The dildo goes back and forth in my little pussy by being controlled by a mechanical arm. I'm waving to MrSirban that #8217 he can increase the speed. We will initially go up to half #8217 of the #8217-intensity dimmer before pausing and then resuming until #8217 at the maximum speed.. I enjoy just before I feel an overheating of the ! The mechanical fuck of the fuck machine quickly heats the penetrated area at maximum speed. Drawback, maximum intensity, the sexmachine shifts and penetration is worthy of a zizicopter !

We're debriefing with my man.. He thinks I'm going to stop the test., but I #8217't want to #8217 try every dildo. We continue with the dildo realistic of 19 cm on 3.8 cm wide. Like the previous one, it is soft to the touch and has some flexibility. He's cute with his little collar at the base of the penis ! It is wider than translucent pink and is cramped in my sex.

I'm positioning him so that the fuck machine fuck me as a doggy and you quickly realize that #8217 low diet, the engine #8217 is not powerful enough to override vaginal #8217 narrowness. This causes it to roll up until #8217 to the #8217 stop. MrSirban must increase the power so that the engine can propel the dildo into my pussy and again, his movements are limited by my body. In any event, feeling as penetrated as I can my physical abilities helps excite me. But it's the housing crisis in my little !

On a wider vagina, there won#8217 no problem I think. Despite this little technical problem, we find it really very exciting. We cling a lot to the concept of fucking by a machine ! MrSirban #8217 not stop masturbating while observing #8217 and has a superb erection.

We are continuing to test the various dildos offered with the fuck machine in order of size. I'm testing the Rabbit violet 22 cm long on 3.4 cm wide. It can be used in a number of ways. You can choose to #8217 be penetrated in anal/vaginal or vaginally with friction on the clitoris. I opted for the second option. Both parts of the dildo are soft and flexible.

I enter the ringed part in my vagina and position the little “Rod” on my clitoris, it's flexible. MrSirban feasts on starting the #8217 fucking machine. It always starts smoothly before #8217 gradually increasing the #8217 intensity, #8217 reach the maximum speed. The sensations are excellent physically speaking to the point that I squirte with the sexmachine. I feel squirt under the repeated onslaught of the #8217 machine.

MrSirban has a beautiful erection to see me fucked by the robot. It excites us both ! Flat : at full speed, suction cups that do not properly fix the fuckmachine, this one moves by itself and I have to follow its side escape so that the dildo does not come out of my sex. When I tell you that it looks like a novel of anticipation #8217… !

There's still a dildo to test : the big black 25 cm long and 4.2 cm in diameter. My Loved One thinks I'm ambitious, but it's been an hour since I got caught at the chain in a gangbang of dildos worthy of #8217;a naughty orgy and I'#8217 hope to #8217 to be dilated enough ! Who doesn't try anything #8217 nothing ! I put a ton of lubricant. MrSirban places it at the #8217 entrance of my little girl and there, it'#8217 the drama… I try #8217 for at least five minutes to get him into different positions and nothing #8217 done about it.. He's stuck outside #8217 ! This dildo is far too big for my little pussy although #8217 it is more open by the many assaults of the fuckmachine.

We take back the dildo realistic, because I #8217 want to #8217 use the sexmachine Standing. The sensations are really good physically speaking, even if the engine's lack of power requires it to be set at a moderate speed so that the engine does not overturn. At the slightest resistance if the penetrating area is too tight for example, The machine lacks power for “force” and #8217 stops.

The test #8217 stop there for me, MrSirban takes over by trying the vagina. Her look is really nice. The Sextoy for men looks like a glass bottle. We slip a finger #8217 inside, The texture is that of #8217 “Tenga egg”.

My Aimé had some difficulties in penetrating this greedy mouth because of its narrowness. You have to have a very hard erection and do not hesitate to force to be able to slip his erect rod. Once his penis is in the Toy, I put the dimmer on the way at low speed, then I #8217 gradually increases to #8217 to reach the maximum speed.

My man and I must maintain the fuck machine with one hand, because she's trying to take the powder, while MrSirban'#8217 other hand is busy holding the vagina and mine is responsible for filming or varying the #8217 ! This requires a certain versatility. We may not have been the most inspired to find the right position.

MrSirban is moderately convinced by the vagina for two reasons : it is particularly tight and penetrating it is not easy ; he feels like his penis is being wrung out in every way ! Moderate-paced, it's nice but the overheating happens pretty quickly despite everything.

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Positives

• solid and well-made product, we'#8217 not afraid to break it !
• #8217 system to change the dildos convenient and well thought out.
• really very easy to take in hand.
• Its compact size makes it easy to transport.
• fuck machine delivered with 4 different dildos and 1 vagina.
• the dildos are of good quality and the formats are varied.
• two telescopic rods : a fixed and flexible.
• competitively priced for a fuck machine : 129, 99 €

Negative points

• suckers don't #8217 hang enough on the ground, the fuck machine moves alone at high speed !
• the adjustment of the height and #8217 angle of penetration by notches lacks precision.
• the engine #8217 is not powerful enough at low speeds : it flips if the dildo has trouble penetrating.
• the power cable #8217 is a bit short and may require an extension.

Matter of taste

• Noise… It #8217 not that of a chainsaw #8217, but it'#8217 not silent. Personally, #8217 I found that this mechanical noise was part of the #8217 excitement of #8217 being fucked by a machine. After, it can bother you.

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In conclusion

MrSirban and I really enjoyed this first experience with a fuck machine. We've always wanted to try #8217 without knowing if we'd really like it. We both found it very exciting.. Getting caught by a sexmachine has a cerebral side that fully participates in the #8217 physical excitement. This fuck machine is superior to an entry-level and is positioned instead on a mid-range start. She has some perfectable points. Ideally, the engine would have to be more powerful and the suction cups more tenacious to hang on the ground. These two negative aspects #8217 not taint the pleasure taken with the #8217 ! This allowed us to know that we liked this type of hard sex toy. It costs 129, 99 €, it #8217 is a budget but it #8217 is much cheaper than many of the fuck machines, #8217 more so that it #8217 comes with four different dildos and a vagina. The dildos are well made and each model brings its share of sensations. She's really good to start with., but it won't satisfy the regulars of fuck machine.

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We are not paid to do the tests. We allows us to test certain products for free, in Exchange for an article on my blog. We always try to be as objective as possible. I also take into account the remarks of MrSirban, who has a masculine perception (and often outdoor). Feel free to read the tests of other bloggers, every woman is different and feelings can change from one naughty to another. Shift 14/03/2021 : The Amazon store that allowed us to do this test no longer sells fuckmachine and asked us to remove the links.