[Lanzarote] Exhibit at El Cuervo volcano

Late July, we flew for a fortnight to the Canary Islands, off Morocco in Spain. Travel is a common passion… like libertinism ! We have chosen an accessible destination with the European Health Pass (one is vaccinated). Without the pandemic, we probably would never have been to the Canaries, reputed to be the ’icon of mass tourism. Three islands have been discovered, where we made shows, erotic photos and a naughty encounter. Follow us for an island trip and exotic to Lanzarote, Gran Canaria and Tenerife ! I invite you into a lunar and apocalyptic landscape : El Cuervo volcano !

We first landed in Lanzarote #8217. C’is the #8217;northernmost island of the Canary Islands and the climate is special. We had crachin (affectionately nicknamed the mister), strong wind (70/80km/h), 13 at 19°, fog and grayness every day in the land, but full sun by the sea with 27°/28°. We are far from the ’eternal spring… it is played between a late November and a month of May and the Canaries have #8217;found nothing #8217;abnormal to this weather, except maybe rain. For exhibits, j’have often been cold, but that didn't stop us from #8217;doing it despite the gusts of wind and un cooperative weather. The first day, I thought I was in the summer, just in t-shirt and skirt. The following days, J’understood that the vest was going to become my best friend !

The day after we arrive, we dedicated the first day to the famous volcanoes for which the #8217;island is famous. We hiked around the volcano El Cuervo punctuating the volcanic walk with flashing and naughty exhibits. C’is a busy place, the march of 7 km presents no difficulty. We must remain vigilant, because there is the world. MrSirban regularly asks me to strip naked and I’runs with a hint of #8217;excitement not feigned. I willingly lend myself to the game by obeying Him for our greatest pleasure to both of us !

This hike around the volcano El Cuervo is very interesting and well documented by explanatory panels on which my Man suggests me to put the buttocks for cul-turelles exhibits. It is #8217;is the first volcano formed during the terrible eruption of September 1st 1730. It is located in the Volcanoes National Park near the Timanfaya. Its crater s’is collapsed on itself. It is possible to ’make the complete tour and return “indoor #8217” to walk on the caldera. We had already had the opportunity to see volcanoes in Costa Rica, as l’Arenal (read the article), but we #8217;had never been able to crapahuter in a lava field, a crater or make naughty photos in a caldera.

The landscape is #8217;a rare violence, it testifies to the omnipotence of Nature. Almost three hundred years after a succession of #8217 eruptions that will last six years, until 1736, the landscape bears the scars of the apocalyptic disaster suffered by Lanzarote. Between a quarter and a fifth of the #8217;island is almost barren, with very little fauna and flora, fields of lava and basalt as far as the eye can see. The place seemed to hang the bad weather during the five days spent in Lanzarote, as if heaven mourned the trauma suffered by the earth. I felt even smaller than #8217;#8217;habituated doing these exhibits in such a place. It's like being on another planet ! By the way, NASA tests its Rovers lunar here !

When a rare ray of sunshine pierces the clouds, the dominant color, anthracite and black, is adorned with garnet red and emerald green shades. Life seems suspended. During the seven kilometers of walking, we have neither seen nor heard a bird. We didn't #8217;have seen any reptiles, just a little locust and nothing more. The silence is palpable. He participates in the ’atmosphere of the end of the world. J’have seen a beauty in this primordial chaos vomited from the bowels of the Earth, MrSirban found this chaotic and sad. The sensibilities of each will find echoes in the face of the singularity of the place.

The trail is well signposted, it is forbidden to #8217;remove it, because the place is preserved and can be dangerous (Crevices, friable areas, sharp minerals…). We went all around the volcano observing the petrified lava and the steep shapes that #8217;it took by solidifying. We closed the hike with a visit to the crater. At the time I was doing a flashing, for I’heard voices coming to us, MrSirban m’made the head of “Get dressed fast !” and we couldn't #8217;have made as many shots as #8217;we would have liked. One couple comes out of the crater and another arrives at the point of #8217;information. We are identified !

We wait patiently to #8217;have the crater for ourselves alone. My Man wishes to take me in his heart, in the caldera. I don't #8217;stop having to dress hastily. We have a very poor visibility from the crater for exhibits. The path leading to it undulates like a snake and only the squealing of the shoes on the crushed lava or the discussions allow to seize the arrival of visitors ! C’is a HOT-spot !

That particularly excites us, the risk is real and MrSirban challenges me to climb on a volcanic bomb to film me in full show in the caldera. I climb a first time and we find ourselves making pictures “Family” because people are coming. It is understood that #8217;they wish to climb on the rock in their turn, when we see them waiting behind my Beloved. J’get off, we pretend to look at lichen shoots and basalt. They make their souvenir photo, they leave… and I climb again on my lava promontory revealing my buttocks to the Go Pro, when I have to reproduce the same maneuver : we make a semblance of a family selfie with my Man, I go down to leave the “good place” to the new visitors and I go back to do the same thing again. An Endless Day ! We stayed more than #8217;about ten minutes on site by #8217;stopping from’being interrupted.

I regrimpe on my volcanic bomb one last time and the next one who wishes to make a souvenir photo with it, I bite it ! This time, She's the one ! It is #8217;a piece of #8217 lava thrown during the #8217;eruption of the volcano El Cuervo. C’est du beefy ! I could dance and hop on it for hours without crumbling the #8217;shadow of #8217;a piece. MrSirban repeats the naughty video in the crater by turning all around me while I’exhibits my charms.

If you ever go to visit the lava fields, put on good shoes, because even with hiking, c’is unpleasant to walk on crushed lava. We leave the premises to return to the parking lot where our rental car awaits us, a Fiat 500 Red passion ! This first trip to the heart of the volcanoes of Lanzarote will not have left us marble. We managed to make exhibits in a place of #8217;a strange beauty, melancholic and violent.

We returned in the middle of #8217;afternoon to the’hotel to enjoy #8217;a good relaxation around’an apple juice and kit-kat ! What’does it feel good to travel again ! For those who are still hesitating, we’have encountered any problems related to the pandemic, no inconvenience. We just had capricious weather half the stay, but Covid n’it has nothing to do with it. We have noticed that the Canaries are more on horseback regarding the disinfection of places and shared objects. Next time, we invite you to discover the park of Timanfaya for a trip by tourist bus decoured and daring !

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