[Lanzarote] Beyond : exhibit on the moon !

We stayed four full days on the #8217 island of Lanzarote before flying #8217 for five days to Gran Canaria, further south ! The beaches have been obscured, we just went to see one of black sand out of curiosity. We live next to the Mediterranean, we are not #8217 short of sea. We also visited Puerto del Carmen, but the seaside resort did not inspire us too much to make a series of #8217 exhibits. We are happy #8217 to have visited Lanzarote during the pandemic period, because there is 50 % less tourism than #8217 #8217 usual and yet… it’ is far #8217 from being empty of life. Instead. Exhibits are designed according to people so as not to offend them. We must sometimes take our pain in patience before performing a flashing.

We walked on the moon, cosmic display !

After making the route to the volcanoes on the first day (read the article), we had lunch in a gargote where visibly, fresh fish #8217 not. My night was like Game of… Throne ! Having functional colopathy, I am fragile. We hang out for up to ten hours in the room. My organization is trying to solve the problem. I'm exhausted but I insist on #8217 going out. We leave about twenty kilometers from the #8217 hotel, just to go home quickly if I #8217 overestimated the strength of my stomach and my sphincter (friends of glamour, Hello !) ! There is a real concern in Lanzarote : shoulders are almost impossible because of roadside lava fields. Stop the car on the lower side in case of a problem is… a problem in itself !

The road offers a landscape straight out of #8217 a sci-fi movie. From the Earth to the Moon ! Mr. Sirban notices funny gray anthracite formations detached from the landscape. These are #8217 the Antigua Rofera or Mataburros. People are also parked #8217 the car park to admire them. We go around it in fifteen minutes. The rocks are surprisingly friable. We dropped some just by touching them and the floor is made of this material. It’s a former quarry of #8217 extraction of lapilli, pieces of lava ejected by volcanoes and agglutinated. They make it possible to make gravel. The setting is lunar, I #8217 feel like I’ #8217've put my butt in orbit on the Moon ! Fly me to the Moon…

I am serene in the middle of exhibiting the #8217 spirit left on another planet, happy to be half-naked on #8217 moon, when MrSirban gives me an anxious look meaning “There are people”. I get dressed quickly pretending #8217 to observe the landscape. People came to make incursions into “our area 51 d’exhibit”, we play hide and seek with them by hiding behind rock formations. I#8217 just have sick belly cramps, but I really want #8217 to make a series of #8217 complete exhibit with naughty video. The place is so original. Except that #8217 a family arrives and climbs the top of the rocks. And patatra ! This puts an end to our exhibitionist designs., we do not want to take any risks at this level.

We continue the #8217 exploration wisely, my buttocks and breasts warm under the vest and dress. It's that it's still chilly ! Seeing that they do not take back their car, the project is definitively abandoned ! We were still able to make some naughty lunar photos. We go back in the Fiat 500 Direction… the Cactus Garden this time !

Spicy flashing in the cactus garden

The Cactus Garden is the latest creation of the artist Cesar Manrique. It dates from 1990, two years before his death. We didn't schedule it in our visits. I wouldn't have had a stomach ache, we didn't go there. It would have been a shame. It is a circular botanical garden. We thought it would be impossible to achieve any display.. We played fast, every flashing can be seen from anywhere in the park ! We have relied on the fact that people rarely see what is happening before their eyes..

I try a show a little shy because the fact of not controlling who will see the flashing bothers me. It's the return of Miss Flippette ! We take the time to observe potential spectators. MrSirban gives me confidence. He looks to the sides and behind me. I am vigilant about people in front of me. There are no children on the horizon, the niche is good ! I open my thighs wide offering my privacy sitting on a small wall. A lady understands the little game and smiles, had fun.

A second public exhibition in the park is spotted by a beglass-eyed gentleman. He was probably attracted by the movement I made by lowering the dress to reveal my breasts while he observed a phallic cactus ! He turned around several times to see if we were repeating exhibitions. This did not seem to displease him, on the contrary. This is probably what we call the irony of fate.… The guy looks at a zizi-shaped cactus and raises his head, sees my little lolos !

The circular garden allows you to see 4500 cactus of 450 different species. Some have fun shapes, others are cute, Impressive, Good looking… Everyone will find a cactus to their liking. I have noticed that the “mother-in-law cushions” had the same shape as my bouncing buttocks ! By the way, we were hot in the buttocks for this show, for a lady arrived just as I was lifting the dress. We went around the garden and ended the visit with the climb to the windmill. People make family souvenir photos and MrSirban throws me a very public naughty exhibition challenge ! I take my courage with both hands, for in front of me is the mill in question with people entering and leaving.

The walk over, we had lunch in the vineyards of the Geria. They are also circular ! Food poisoning hurts my stomach and the meal makes me tired. I don't have the head to do flashing. We return to the hotel to rest. Trade winds blow constantly and chase away bad weather inland. It is in the 28/29 ° by the sea. We tested the Atlantic, but at 19°, it's too cold for the Southerners that we are. We preferred the pool at 28 ° !

Underground exhibits in Cueva de los Verdes and Jameos del Agua

Last day of discovery and like every morning, the weather is nice by the sea but the weather changes as soon as you sink into the land of 10/12km. We climb to the extreme north of the island to visit the Mirador del Rio. There is thick fog associated with spit and wind. The visibility of the island of Graciosa is almost zero. We don't do an exhibit, because… there's no one there and it's less funny ! We take the road to Cueva de Los Verdes, a lava tunnel arranged for the visit on 1.5km.

I made two exhibits at the entrance of the Cueva de Los Verdes. The lava tunnel is like a cave. The lighting is minimalist to preserve the atmosphere of the place. You wouldn't have seen much, them flashes are prohibited… but we dared to flash public in a group of fifty people ! It's a mandatory guided tour through a maze of hollow lava. Sometimes you have to bend to pass without bumping into each other. When MrSirban saw me reveal my chest in public, he had a surge of stress and whispered to me : “What are you doing there ? There's nothing we can do here !”. We went back to it several times for these naughty photos of exhibit in the cave, especially since we were against the light ! The tour is very interesting and lasts about an hour.

The lava tunnel is one of the longest in the world and extends over eight kilometers, but only two accesses are arranged to the visit. It begins at the foot of the volcano Monte Corona and ends under the Atlantic Ocean at a depth of fifty meters. After visiting the first part, the most interesting for my taste, we went to Jameos del Agua. This second part was designed by the artist Cesar Manrique. It is more accessible, but seems less natural.

There is a cafeteria, where we flashed. A few people are seated. Flashing is sporty because the place is highly touristic and requires a lot of vigilance. People are mostly around an underground lake in which there are very small white crustaceans. We continue the visit and pass through a restaurant currently closed because of Covid. We didn't do an exhibit there, it seemed to us to be of no interest. Show off if there is no one, It's no fun.

Cesar Manrique is in Lanzarote, what Gaudi is in Barcelona. You can't miss out on this versatile artist (sculptor, architect, town planner, painter). It has influenced the current face of the island by allowing it to retain its authenticity, away from the huge hotel resorts disfiguring the Canarian coasts of Tenerife and to a lesser extent, Gran Canaria. It imposed strict specifications : no building higher than a palm tree, houses in white and green, underground cables…

At the exit of the restaurant, an exotic garden and a swimming pool of a coruscant whiteness contrasting with the black of the lava have been arranged. It is forbidden to swim there. Cesar Manrique had a part of hidden sadism ! Fortunately, the weather is not optimal, otherwise the temptation would have been great. We made beautiful public exhibits in front of the pool. A gentleman surprised me with my breasts in the air. Despite his mask, I guessed a smile… he went to the ears and drew a sun of good humor around his eyes. This made it possible to see that there was another room to visit., from where he came out : the auditorium. Oops ! We wanted to visit the small interactive museum of volcanology, but it was closed with the pandemic.

It's time to go to lunch. On the way back there is a delicious Canarian restaurant offering original specialties. You loved. We returned to the hotel around fifteen o'clock and took advantage of our last afternoon to prepare the suitcases, but also relax at the pool by putting on my new swimsuit, a sexy mini-bikini !

We liked Lanzarote very much. We were charmed by the originality of the island, Tormented, ruffian. We become aware of the power of Nature. White houses soften landscapes and create an oxymoron against the supposed violence of past eruptions. We did many tourist exhibits and flashing, the most exciting ! Bye Bye Lanzarote ! Direction Gran Canaria the next day, it is the largest island of the Canary Archipelago where the “administrative capital” : Las Palmas.

Maybe you will recognize where this flashing was done ? I know !

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