[Gran Canaria] Flashing from town to town

This is the last article on Gran Canaria before flying to Tenerife, the very last stop of our trip to the Canary Islands. The island of Gran Canaria is the largest of the Canary Islands, as the name suggests, and there are many things to do and see. We crossed it from North to South, the opportunity to flash from town to town !

Exhibit in the villages of the North of Gran Canaria

We followed the advice read on the Net about small villages to see absolutely. The welcome of the hotel confirmed what not to miss and that's how we went to Agaete.

Agaete one of the places that I liked the least of the whole stay. MrSirban is less categorical, on the contrary he finds the little white village houses really charming. The village is too quiet for my taste, I just want to get back in the car to leave this place. Except the church square, a small bridge and salt saline… there is nothing to do. I still made two small quiet exhibits : one in front of the Grande Place and one on stairs.

We took the road for a few kilometers towards Puerto de las Nieves. It's just as quiet ! On the other hand, I find the place much more charming, even if it's even smaller. It is a picturesque fishing village surrounded by steep volcanic cliffs. We did two exhibits on the bridge leading to the city center. We quickly made the turn. The rock of the “Finger of God” making the city famous collapsed in 2005. It was a tall, thin, spike-shaped rock, but there is not much left but a peak.

On the way back, we visited Galdar. It is the ancient capital of the Canary Islands. We really liked it a lot but there was a religious celebration in honor of the local Saint and we did not dare to do too much exhibit. We then went for lunch in a restaurant on the edge of the Atlantic before returning to enjoy the hotel's Spa.

From North to South : between display and road-flashing

When we left Las Palmas, northward, for Maspalomas, in the South, we have embellished the route with many stops to visit the island. Might as well link the useful to the pleasant ! The first point of interest was the small town of Arucas and just got out of the car, I revealed my breasts in front of a small plot where a man was having a drink. We got grilled and when we passed in front, he gave us a big smile.

Personally, I found it charming, but MrSirban felt what I had experienced while visiting Agaete. He didn't like it at all. I had to pull him by the arm to take pictures of the exhibits in town. ! He saw no attraction anywhere. We let ourselves wander through the alleys and gardens… or more exactly, I dragged my Man willy-nilly ! The architecture of the eighteenth century is beautiful. The tropical garden of the Hesperides has a classic charm.

On the way to the car park, I did the heavy again to take a picture in front of the statue of the poet Domingo Rivero. I would have made more naughty photos in the street with the statue, but my darling found it null.

We left in the direction of… Terror ! Here, we both agree : we love this village. Picturesque, lively and pleasant. We liked everything. There is a cycling race sponsored by the water source, Font Terror, that bottles the island of Gran Canaria ! Without knowing where it came from, we drank it almost every day. It looks like Volvic.

We didn't see Terror at his best, because there are barricades everywhere to mark the course of the race. It attracts a crowd of cycling enthusiasts, of tourists, walkers but also many police officers ensuring the maintenance of order. It's black of people. The exhibits in the city center are really risky. With my beloved, we synchronized to succeed in the public flashing on the main artery of the village. You have to know that there are as many people behind us as in front of us or on the sides.

The South : Maspalomas and its X-rated shopping centre… Desert

After documenting below on Maspalomas, we thought we would discover a HOTSPOT, but the place disappointed us overall. we were able to do a duet with a voyeur in the dunes of Maspalomas, even if it is now forbidden. Concerning shopping centers, we didn't have the same luck. Around 7:30 pm, we have in the idea of having a drink at Cita, a centre focused “Rascal” with striptease boxes, porn movies, libertine clubs… We think we have a drink, dinner, then try a local club.

Except that when arriving on the spot, the mall is deserted. But really, everything is closed. End-of-the-world and zombie apocalypse atmosphere ! We've never seen that in our lives. We stroll through this sordid place so as not to stop at the first impression ; ground floor, floor, basement where you get alpaced by insistent libertine club bosses… It's creepy. We flee, we don't even want to do an exhibit. It's sinister. We leave in the direction of Yumbo, a reputedly lively LGBTQIA+ mall. We spent our evening there. Yumbo is a shopping center focused “gay flirting place” and the name of some shops leaves no doubt. We are one of the few straight couples, but it feels really good and without judgment. There is music, full of people and life ! We have two drinks in a nice bar, when my Man challenges me to do a flashing at the bar. It's black of people. The challenge is ultimately very easy. Only woman surrounded by male couples, I don't interest anyone !

I managed to get flirted with by two waiters from two different locations. With one of them, Has., we had an extra day and it came to fruitions. We dine in a small restaurant of Yumbo really nice and we have a good understanding with one of the servers. It has a small 30 years, very charming and with a nice insurance. He pretends to seduce me in front of my Husband to laugh, except that he has not grasped that we are libertines and that he has just opened the field of possibilities. He offers me flowers taken from the other tables, lights candles by making winks and enchanting smiles, compliments me. I get into his game.

When MrSirban goes to the toilet, he sits in his place to laugh. Here, I propose to him to make a joke to my Husband by making believe that we are “fell in love”. He gladly lends himself to the game. He takes my hands, looks me straight in the eye and chats until my Man surprises us hand in hand when he returns from the toilet. When MrSirban returns, he congratulates us and proposes that we go to the toilet to enjoy each other. Here, the server enters that we are players. I explain to him in English, while he is Spanish and I am French, that we are libertines and that I really like it. Major concerns : his boss does not see his teasing with a good eye and reprimands him. It is in service until two o'clock in the morning. We are trying to see how we could make our meeting a reality., but you can't go to bed late because you have to be at the airport at 8:30 the next day. We change island, we fly to Tenerife. Yumbo is our last evening. We exchange our phones, but unfortunately it didn't come to anything. Not all planets were aligned.

Our stay in Gran Canaria ended on a naughty note. It is an island that had to be tamed. The day of arrival, the many industries distorting the coastline have been found extremely ugly. We were on the verge of regretting not staying longer at Lanzarote. In Las Palmas, economic capital of the archipelago, the charm has operated and it is a city that we liked a lot. At the whim of the walks, we discovered the beauty of the villages, the grandeur of the mountains, the pleasure of the beaches. From North to South, the island is very contrasted and diverse. It made us want to do a lot of naughtiness : exhibits in cities or in nature, naughty encounter with a voyeur in the dunes of Maspalomas, many daring and touristy flashing… Our stay at Gran Canaria we really liked. Follow us in Tenerife, this is the last leg of the journey !

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