[Norway] Sexy on the snowy road

Temperature : -8°. Felt : -11°. Session Time : several outputs ranging from 5 to 20 MN.

After three days in Oslo, we fly to the Arctic. We rented a car to discover the fjords in complete freedom. The snow-capped mountains plunge into the icy sea. Raw nature is dazzling in beauty. This is the first time we have seen this type of landscape. The expedition is punctuated by numerous stops. It's an opportunity for hot roadside shows.

Many of you have wondered about the chosen vehicle. We had a Toyota Corolla 4 Hybrid drive with automatic gearbox. MrSirban encountered no difficulty in driving with “Simple” Snow tires. Concerning naughty photos, It's not the same. The verges and the road are difficult to distinguish under the thick white coat. Snow groomers regularly pass by to compact the fresh snow and make the roads passable.

For the first salvo of publicexhib under the snow, We parked the car on a shoulder. From the very first steps, I sink up to my knees. Cars don't stop passing. We died of laughter ! I wear three layers of thermal clothing (a base, a fleece and a down jacket). It's not easy to show off in these atypical conditions.

The fjord is beautiful and the houses with their sloping roofs contrast with the winter whiteness. We are amazed by it. Two things surprise us. The first : Norwegians don't put curtains on the windows. We see them going about their business involuntarily. We also saw it in Oslo. There are no curtains in the apartments. Is it a lack of privacy or an open-mindedness about life at home : Watching TV, read, play, eat… and to fuck, When is it ?

The second surprising thing is the Polar Night. We took his pictures around 11 a.m. The “Day” has been up for 30 minutes and will go to bed in 1h30 to 2h. At 1:10 p.m., It's pitch black. The sun is never visible and sleeps below the horizon. We are in the Arctic Circle. For eight days, We won't see our fireball in the sky. Releases “Daytime” are very limited. You shouldn't be afraid to travel in the dark. This is not at all distressing, but it disturbs the body. We have lunch at irregular times. We have a slump around 3 p.m. or 4 p.m. and at night, We sleep like masses in a deep sleep.

It's with a certain slowness that I completely pull up the thermal layers and pull down my boxer shorts and snow pants on my ankles to show off on the side of the road. These are our first publicexhib in the Arctic and I am a little apprehensive about the reaction of the locals. I have the impression that they don't care about it like they do about their first window without a curtain ! Cars pass by. I hear the wheels rubbing on the snow. None of them flashes their headlights or honks their horns.

We walk back up the fjord. We have just met a jogger. I try an exhibition on this site. The snow begins to fall hard. We are weathering a storm. It moves slowly and we will have the opportunity to meet it twice in the same day : on the way back and arriving in town for lunch at 3pm after riding 160 Miles ! We take shelter in the car and discover new breathtaking horizons. Fasten your seatbelt ! We're going !

On several occasions, We notice frozen water on the walls of the fjords. It forms stalactites and ice waterfalls. It feels like a Andersen tale ! 'D ! It's so beautiful. We stop next to one of these formations. Other tourists have the same idea. They don't mind showing me off. It's more exciting the publicexhib snowy with people. Maybe these sexy frosty photos won't leave them cold !

Every side of the landscape is amazing. On the right, There is the ice waterfall and on the left, A view of the mouth of the fjord. The sea is calm in the fjords and raging offshore. Cruise ships are blocked and cannot leave. We have the deep feeling of being at the end of the world. This is not wrong. We are 6-7 hours north of Tromso towards the North Cape. We couldn't go there. It is closed in winter and open only to convoys.

We returned from our Arctic peregrinations around 3 p.m. We couldn't find anything to eat on the road. There are no small restaurants, Bar or snack bar in the villages. The majority of restaurants are open in the evening. It's complicated to find something other than junk food for lunch. We managed to eat pizza, Hamburger, kebab. In France, Gastronomy and food are omnipresent ! It's cultural or even religious. In Norway, The lunch break does not seem to be a priority.

After lunch a reindeer burger, We visited the Cathedral of the Aurora. It's 3:30 p.m. on the photo. Cruise ships stranded by bad weather, it makes “nocturnal”. Instead of closing at 1 p.m., It closes at 4 p.m.. The schedules are another surprising point of the stay. Norwegians eat early (11at noon and from 3 p.m.… the evening) and everything closes early (16a.m. to 5 p.m.) !

This first Arctic trip made us discover breathtaking landscapes. Nature is hostile, Raw and wild. Northern Norwegians are friendly and warm. For the cold, it's worth freezing the loaves ! The exhibits are complicated by the thermal layers. Next week, You'll see me in lingerie in the snowy forest.